Maybe if Skippy had given the gynoid her marching orders in the Eastern European language spoken by her previous owners, George would have gotten away with an inexpertly performed blowjob, rather than the Henry VIII-treatment.
I wonder if this is going to be a one off villain or if it will gain sentience? Terminator would have been some much different if Sexy Skynet were a thing! Hell, if there isn’t a parody porn of Terminator I’d be surprised!
While I only intended for this villain to be a one-shot character, this probably won’t be the last we’ve seen of sexy robots! Sexy Skynet could only have improved every terminator film after T2. There’s pretty much a porn parody of everything, so there’s got to be a parody or terminator bouncing around the net somewhere!
This is why you dont buy all your stuff on the black market. When your “convertable” arrives full of “speed holes’ and it looks like there used to be a machinegun turret mounted in the baxk, you know something is off.
Now question is, did she always look bodacious for infiltration purposes, or were the manufacturers just being indulgence?
I’m sure some adjustments were made to make her more suitable for the sex industry, but they probably weren’t as thorough as they should have been with the reprogramming!
A case of F-around and find out just what happens when you try to cut corners….I’m just saying. While I understand his point, he just wanted to make some porn. He never thought that he was going to be responsible for a massacre on a mad max scale!
This is not Ron, Gone Wrong You idiot! I mean the droid you took was made for munitions and combat! Not banging men and women! Its like Small Soldiers but life-size!
Decommissioned combat robots into sexbots…now just WHAT could go wrong?
…EVERYTHING, THAT’S WHAT!
This is what is known as “First stage thinking”.
If I may make a observation about this stuff. This is definitely more like “good idea, worse idea, fucked up from the ground up idea!”
LOL! Good one! I will have to remember that.
Feel free to use this phrase for as long as you want.
Really? Considering the industry Skippy is in I’d call it, Pre-Nut Brain fog or lack of basic common sense!
I’d also call it:When “keeping it cheap “goes wrong.
To be honest, pre or post-nut, the porn director is generally lacking in common sense!
Especially if you don’t remove the armaments… like the flamethrower.
Not to mention the toning of the strength level, the aggressive level…etc…
Yeah, apparently attention to detail wasn’t a big priority.
No.no,it was not-!
And here I thought someone had found and repurposed one of tge hunter-killerbots Lexi sent out in the previous arc.
Are you kidding? Those things are expensive!
Stealing and retrofitting a ‘bot already pounded into scrap by AG should be a lot cheaper, though.
Maybe if Skippy had given the gynoid her marching orders in the Eastern European language spoken by her previous owners, George would have gotten away with an inexpertly performed blowjob, rather than the Henry VIII-treatment.
Lmao!True that!instead of getting some head,he got A-head on the death count!😁
Somehow I have the feeling even that wouldn’t have helped…
I wonder if this is going to be a one off villain or if it will gain sentience? Terminator would have been some much different if Sexy Skynet were a thing! Hell, if there isn’t a parody porn of Terminator I’d be surprised!
While I only intended for this villain to be a one-shot character, this probably won’t be the last we’ve seen of sexy robots! Sexy Skynet could only have improved every terminator film after T2. There’s pretty much a porn parody of everything, so there’s got to be a parody or terminator bouncing around the net somewhere!
This is why you dont buy all your stuff on the black market. When your “convertable” arrives full of “speed holes’ and it looks like there used to be a machinegun turret mounted in the baxk, you know something is off.
Now question is, did she always look bodacious for infiltration purposes, or were the manufacturers just being indulgence?
At the very least, they must have installed its new vocabulary
Now I’m imagining her speaking like Arnold trying to do dirty talk! 🤣
I’m dying from laughing at this one!🤣🤣🤣
Now THAT’S a vivid thought!
I’m sure some adjustments were made to make her more suitable for the sex industry, but they probably weren’t as thorough as they should have been with the reprogramming!
Yes, folks…mistakes were made!
Sad,isn’t it? But like the saying goes:play stupid games and then win stupid prizes.
A case of F-around and find out just what happens when you try to cut corners….I’m just saying. While I understand his point, he just wanted to make some porn. He never thought that he was going to be responsible for a massacre on a mad max scale!
This is not Ron, Gone Wrong You idiot! I mean the droid you took was made for munitions and combat! Not banging men and women! Its like Small Soldiers but life-size!
And sexier too! 😉
In other words:mistakes were DEFINITELY MADE!🤣
THERE WILL BE NO HAPPY ENDINGS !!!! * Tommy Lee Jones Voice *
Probably not for our porn director anyway!
(In Irish accent)He’s not long for this world-!
I’m dying!🤣🤣🤣
This stuff is crazy ass funny!&a classic case of what happens when “keeping it cheap “goes wrong!🤣
To put in a simple terms:mistakes were made. 😂🤣😂
And the understatement of year award goes to…
🤣🤣🤣 Nice one!
When “keeping it cheap goes wrong.”
As the old adage says: “The cheap comes out expensive!”
Very true. But there are always people who have been known to fuck around and find out just how wrong they were….and the hard way, too!
Unfortunately, like so often in real life, their screw up becomes everyone else’s problem!