Professor Squid: ” Miss, I don’t suppose a hearty handshake would solve this ? ”
Mistress Malignity/Mariko: ” JUST DIE YOU PIG !!!! ” * demonic voice *
Professor Squid: ” Now Miss, I recognize you’re angry, but you must admit this is…well, pretty much all your fault. A simple search on Facebook or LinkedIn would’ve saved you a lot of time, money, and heartache. I’d wager a random venture down to the local Brutal Burger during business hours might’ve even done the trick ! ”
MM : ” RAAAAAAHHHH !!!!! ” * charges in pure wrath *
Unimaginable! How could it be that someone who spent their entire life plotting revenge over a childhood event that may or may not even have been intended in a mean way could possibly be slightly unreasonable!?
The really funny part is how Professor Squid took it so well. Usually you don’t expect a supervillain to be like ‘oh, totally understandable mistake, I shall hold no grudges; have a nice day.’
Oh dear… she snapped. Out of anger, out of rage and seeing that she just wasted years of her life for revenge on the guy who made her who she is… wasn’t the one she was after but she just lost her shit because she made a mistake and gone after the wrong guy. Something is telling me that her transformation is similar to Savage’s.
Even though he doesn’t have too, he could extend an olive branch and help her find the guy who wronged her. Provided Mistress Malady apologize and provide appropriate compensation to the Professor and Facebreaker.
And things just went next level PDQ -!
I believe this is what they call “Boss Mode”!
She’s a Hulk? o_รต That was unexpected.
Let’s just say that Mistress Malignity is about to become a significantly more formidable opponent than they originally anticipated!
Professor Squid: ” Miss, I don’t suppose a hearty handshake would solve this ? ”
Mistress Malignity/Mariko: ” JUST DIE YOU PIG !!!! ” * demonic voice *
Professor Squid: ” Now Miss, I recognize you’re angry, but you must admit this is…well, pretty much all your fault. A simple search on Facebook or LinkedIn would’ve saved you a lot of time, money, and heartache. I’d wager a random venture down to the local Brutal Burger during business hours might’ve even done the trick ! ”
MM : ” RAAAAAAHHHH !!!!! ” * charges in pure wrath *
That pretty much sums it up! ๐
Women, their Kryptonite is Accountability! ๐คฃโ
LOL! ๐
I may be wrong, but I don’t think she’s handling this well?
Unimaginable! How could it be that someone who spent their entire life plotting revenge over a childhood event that may or may not even have been intended in a mean way could possibly be slightly unreasonable!?
The really funny part is how Professor Squid took it so well. Usually you don’t expect a supervillain to be like ‘oh, totally understandable mistake, I shall hold no grudges; have a nice day.’
Professor Squid likes to take the intellectual approach to getting himself out of trouble… which doesn’t always work as we’ve just discovered! ๐
Oh dear… she snapped. Out of anger, out of rage and seeing that she just wasted years of her life for revenge on the guy who made her who she is… wasn’t the one she was after but she just lost her shit because she made a mistake and gone after the wrong guy. Something is telling me that her transformation is similar to Savage’s.
Unfortunately for Prof. Squid she seems bent on making him pay for her mistake too!
Even though he doesn’t have too, he could extend an olive branch and help her find the guy who wronged her. Provided Mistress Malady apologize and provide appropriate compensation to the Professor and Facebreaker.
This stuff just escalated PDQ -!